Writing Jokes About Osama Bin Ladin

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By Jerry Corley – Founder of  The Stand Up Comedy Clinic

The Joke Doctor teaching at his studioWhen something big happens in the news, my first instinct is to write jokes. Whether it’s a stressful situation or a happy situation, I want to try to find the funny in it. Many times I’ll Tweet the jokes or put them on Facebook. It’s a challenge to myself to see, not only how many jokes I can write in a short period of time, but see how many I can write that are less than 140 characters.

Comedians or humorists should alway try to take a humorous approach to almost every situation. It doesn’t make us less human, it makes us more able to see things in a different light. Sometimes it can alleviate stress. Sometimes it can ease pain, but ultimately the writing makes us better.

So if you want to become comedian, or you want to become better at writing comedy, or you just want to be funny in your life, write jokes. It feels good.

Here are some of the jokes I put together the moment they announced that U.S. forces found and killed Public Enemy number one, Osama Bin Ladin. Most of these jokes were already Tweeted or posted to Facebook. They helped me take the edge off. I hope they help you too! Enjoy! And if you feel like it, post your own jokes and see how good it feels.

CNN announced that Osama bin Ladin was found and killed. How were they able to track him? Turns out he was using an iPhone.

When I heard the news last night the first thing I thought was: this is the best thing politically to happen to Obama since John McCain chose Sarah Palin as his running mate.

Obama is dead: Neighbors are shooting fireworks, NYPD is riding lights and sirens. Rush Limbaugh is shitting a live mongoose.

You can tell Bin Ladin is dead because The “War on Terror” is now just a new name for Charlie Sheen’s road show.

Former President Bush was notified that Osama Bin Ladin was found and killed. Bush responded by saying, “I’m sorry…who?”

President Obama is planning to announce success in finding and killing Osama Bin Ladin. Republicans have already said, “our plan is better.”

The Arab world learned a lesson by President Obama giving the order to kill Bin Ladin: Don’t piss off a brotha!

I know the election’s far away, but the campaign goes something like this: Obama: “I got Bin Ladin, what do you got?”

One of the mob cheering Bin Ladin’s death in NYC said, I’m just happy the U.S. finally got Justic—shit, somebody just stole my wallet!

President Obama is going to announce that Bin Ladin is dead. Donald Trump is already stating that he believes the death certificate is a fake.

I know the presidential election is still far off, but I think the campaign will go like this: OBAMA: I got Bin Ladin. What do you got?

The mission to kill Osama Bin Ladin was pulled off and not a single American Life was lost. Sadly that claim can never be made by Kaiser.

Reports coming in say that Bin Ladin being buried at sea is “unusual.” But what’s really weird is the Eulogy was performed by Captain Jack Sparrow.

U.S. military says they have several pieces of evidence to confirm Bin Ladin’s identity. They have facial recognition, DNA samples and evidently they stowed his heart in the “Dead Man’s Chest.”

The military operation to get Osama Bin Ladin was done with precision. Helicopters landed in his compound, they got into a firefight, killed Bin Ladin, took his body. The only thing that would’ve made it better is if there was a soundtrack playing The Black Eyed Peas’, “Boom-Boom-Pow.”

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Jerry says:

Sean,
Really great stuff! Thanks for playing. Some of the best responses I’ve received.

Sean Fahmy says:

This is just a rewrite of one of your own and then a few others:

Former President Bush was notified that Osama Bin Ladin was found and killed. Bush responded by saying, “Hey, old man Cheney! 20 bucks, cough it up! Told you he wouldn’t make it to his second term!”

It’s obvious why they threw him into the ocean. With that many holes in his body, I would have mistaken him for Spongebob, too.

Seal Team 7: “I knew we should’ve called in sick today”

Knock knock. “who’s there?” “Seal Team” “Seal Team who?” “Seal Team 6″ “Oh yeah, come on in, I was just finishing up a batch of my famous humm–”

Osama Bin Laden reportedly pleaded with Seal Team 6 to spare him, promising to give them each a brand new “Bieber Fever” shirt from the 10-pack he had previously ordered online. Shots were fired immediately thereafter.

Well, maybe you wouldn’t have been caught if you weren’t constantly doing your facebook check-ins. “at My Mansion with 3 other people”…10 minutes later…”at My Mansion with 25 other people”

Osama bin hidin’, but Osama bin sloppy, so Osama bin shot

You’re right, it is fun! Thanks!